No, a tornado did not hit our house and trash cans.
The roof is nearly all on, with only one 12-foot fall by our friend Brad, and the new windows are all in. Fortunately I missed all the fun of lifting them into place, not because I don't like heavy lifting (which is true, but I'll participate), but because I didn't worry about anyone getting hurt. Ignorance is bliss.
We are going to clear the rubble, and reclaim our driveway, but later. I can put up with a mess for a bit longer.
The plastic is so that section of roof will not get icy (as icy).